Hee Hee Hee Hee
After creating a jet needle in three seconds and getting a new space suit, Xu Youyuan snuck out from the tail-end of the cabin, looking for a low-lying place as cover. Hiding her tracks, she looked for the most suitable opportunity.
When the Titan swam into mid-air, at the moment that person fell to the ground before she could stand upright, Xu Youyuan hit her with a shot.
The person was too far away to see their expression when being hit in the butt, but Xu Youyuan could see the prompt at the top of the screen. She hit the player “Hee Hee Hee Hee”, and player “Hee Hee Hee Hee” lost 30 points of blood.
The blood is quite thick, as thick as her face.
Basically no damage was caused, but the Titan also discovered the prey it had been looking for and ferociously caught up to it. Hee Hee Hee Hee couldn’t fend off the Titan alone, and fled to save her life. Xu Youyuan was quite satisfied.
Time flew, but she was still not old, she could hit anywhere she wanted to.
When she was young, she was ignorant and liked games. Xu Youyuan once dreamed of becoming an e-sports player, and even systematically trained for a while. Later, she reluctantly found that professional players were completely different from those who just play games. No matter how fun the game was, when playing it in a state of forced training, the player would feel physical disgust and wouldn’t have the strength to continue. In the end, she had to give up.
However, she still retained the movement skills and accuracy from the practice at that time, and the skill points that had been added were not in vain.
Hee Hee Hee Hee quickly disappeared without a trace, Xu Youyuan not knowing whether she ran to another planet or went offline. The Titan wandered for a while and then left, and Xu Youyuan was finally able to continue working.
Some resources were wasted in building jet needles just now, and the materials of the level-1 studio need to continue to be collected.
Xu Youyuan put the robotic arm on and set off again.
After digging for less than two minutes, the ground began to tremble again.
Xu Youyuan: “???”
Looking up, it’s the SS-rank boss Xingtian……
The headless Xingtian was smaller than the Titan, but still covered the sky without a trace of light. It held a bronze square shield in its left hand and a giant axe in its right hand, with its nipples as its eyes and belly button as its mouth. The faint fire lingering around it can burn anything in the universe to ashes.
Even if the top ten big guys in the Hall of Fame met Xingtian alone, there was only one way to go – kneel down and wait for death.
The level 2 weak player, who was squatting on the ground with a gray face, raised her head and saw that the eagle-like eyes of Xingtian were staring at her, making her shudder.
Xingtian’s original design was made by the art director herself. She remembered that when the first draft was completed, she was not satisfied enough with Xingtian’s image.
“Almost there, but I still feel that something is wrong.” Xu Youyuan looked left and right, and finally found the problem, “Yes, the eyes, its eyes are a little too gentle, right? It is the leader of the SS-rank dungeon, and it can be regarded as one of the core bosses in the entire game. It must be fierce. What we want in this holographic immersion game is realism. What can stimulate realism? Fear.”
Fear.
During the time when she was looking at Xingtian one-on-one, Xu Youyuan only thought about two things besides fear.
First, her team was really good, both in terms of understanding the leaders and personal ability, they were all excellent.
As for the second thing, beating that kid’s ass in the game can no longer satisfy her. At this moment, Xu Youyuan just wants to do it in reality.
With an axe from the Xingtian, Xu Youyuan and her little planet were chopped into powder together.
Two seconds after the screams, she, who had died once, returned to the game and stood in the cabin.
There was only a little HP in the health bar, and there was no blood bottle for replenishing HP.
There were only two ores left in the inventory bar. Most of them were lost due to death. The robotic arm was damaged and unusable, and resources needed to be spent to rebuild it.
She looked out of the cabin, and the Xingtian was still there, like the Titan, wandering in the dark and faint universe, looking at here and there with its eyes, obviously searching for its target.
The little black shadow began to jump on the small hill in the distance again.
The gravity of the lard cake plant was small, and people could jump high into the air with just one jump. Xu Youyuan still couldn’t see the person’s true appearance clearly, and could only see a dark shadow twisting her ass provocatively in the air.
Hehe.
Xu Youyuan is not instigated at all. Okay, if you like to jump, just keep jumping.
She hosted the account and set it up to stay in the spacecraft and not go out. It seemed that she was still online, but she was actually offline.
Don’t you want to lead bosses here? Just do it. Is one night enough?
Xu Youyuan quit the game and took off the crystal, hummed a song and applied a face mask, and went to bed.
She slept very steadily all night, safe and sound until dawn.
She doesn’t like sleeping very much. Since high school, 4 hours of sleep a day was basically enough for her, so she didn’t feel sleepy.
People’s sleep quality declined in middle age and they were prone to fatigue. In order to keep her mind clear, she deliberately allowed herself to sleep 1 to 1.5 hours more.
She fell asleep at 2:30, and not long after dawn the next day, she woke up as early as office workers started preparing for work.
Washed and brushed her hair ably, very energetic.With the beautiful mood of checking the results, she re-entered the “Reshaping Universe”.
Floating above her two small planets, she could overlook the overall situation on the planet before she actually logs in. The falling spacecraft was just a small white dot, and there was no trace of the big monster.
She checked the personal interstellar chronology, that is, the game log, after “It will be too late for me to beat you lard cake” was destroyed at 2:16 in the morning, it had never been attacked again. At 3:09, a visitor requested to visit the cabin. The visitor’s nickname was Hee Hee Hee Hee.
Xu Youyan laughed triumphantly. She went offline at 2:30. It took 40 minutes for the troublemaker kid to realize that something was wrong and started to ”knock on the door” to check? If it was hosting, there would be a prompt “This player has activated offline hosting” when someone applied for access on the opposite side.
Xu Youyuan happily landed on the planet.
She really wanted to see Shi Yue’s wonderful expression when she waited for 40 minutes but no movement, and finally found that she had already gone offline.
After loading, Xu Youyan put on a space suit and stepped out of the spacecraft to start today’s work.
Xu Youyuan called up the inventory bar and counted, she was almost ready to build a level-1 studio. If she hadn’t been troubled by the kid, the level-1 studio would have been completed long ago.
Hurrying, she planned to collect all the ores she needed within ten minutes.
She exited with ambition, but on the first step, the sole of her foot found something soft. She didn’t even have time to scream, and fell into a mud pit with a “thud”.
After half an hour, she painstakingly got up. Her whole body was covered in black mud, leaving only two snow-white eyeballs: “???”
What the hell?!
Xu Youyuan looked at it for a long time and recognized that it was a mud storage pond, a place used to store nutrients before farming.
She was convinced. Digging such a large and deep mud storage pond, even with a sixth-level tillage truck, would take more than an hour, or one thousand yuan to complete directly.
Someone, in the middle of the night, dug here for an hour, or smashed a thousand yuan, just for revenge?
Just to give her mud all over?
Xu Youyuan really couldn’t understand the world of young people……
“Ha……”
Shi Yue stood in front of the coffee machine, covered her mouth, and yawned softly.
“What’s the matter, Boss Shi, went to bed too late last night?” The young female colleague passing by with files in her arms asked her.
“Uhh.” Shi Yue closed her tingling eyes hard and finished drinking the coffee in one breath.
She refreshed herself a little bit, and touched the access device to “Reshaping the Universe” in her pocket. It was a little tempting.
It was the first time that she was so absent-minded during work hours.
Shi Yue thought of something, then went to wash the coffee cup with a smile at the corner of her mouth.
Xu Youyan spent most of the day exploring around the spacecraft to see where the edge of this deep pit was.
After falling down twice more, she finally figured it out.
Well, it turned out that this deep pit was chiseled in a circle around the spacecraft, and no matter which door she came out of, she would definitely fall into the pit.
Xu Youyuan was completely convinced. How free is Shi Yue? Doesn’t she have to go to work? Doesn’t she have to think about life? Why dig pits for others!
Such a large mud storage pool was impossible to fill with the resources she had now. Xu Youyuan built two iron plates and connected them to the normal ground in the distance, so she could pass safely.
Looking at the time, it was already 9:15 in the morning. How much time had she wasted!
Xu Youyuan has to hurry up and mine faster.
While the robotic arm was buzzing, a question came to her mind. This was a new account she just built, and she hadn’t told anyone. Also, the newly created planet was so remote, how did Shi Yue find her?
The level-1 studio that should have been built a long time ago was finally completed at lunchtime.
Xu Youyuan was so hungry that her stomach was growling, so she set it to continue mining first, and then she went offline to find some food.
She wanted to order takeaway, but was so hungry that she couldn’t wait. Xu Youyuan went to the refrigerator, and pulled out half of the Mao Xue Wang(Duck Blood in Chili Sauce) and a little roast meat that she hadn’t eaten yesterday. It smelled OK, there was no odor.
Though the weather was hot, it should be fine since it was put in the refrigerator. .
She put it in the microwave and heated it for five minutes, and the rice was also cooked quickly, she ate them casually in three minutes.
Anyway, since she was single, she didn’t have to think about whether her partner wanted to live such a life with her or not. This subtle sense of freedom didn’t make her uncomfortable, but she rather enjoyed it.
“Being single seems not bad.” This idea was very dangerous. Sis Lu’s love game was still waiting for her.
In fact, she didn’t need to experience it herself at all. If the market research was fully done and the core gameplay was beautifully designed, it could completely make up for the shortcomings in this regard. These are all things Xu Youyuan was good at, and she could do this part herself.
She took her mobile phone and sent messages to Cang Lu to see when she had time, wanting to ask her to have a face-to-face chat.
Love? She went the wrong way from the beginning. Probably because of her job loss and bankruptcy, coupled with the sentence Xiaoan left before she left her was too vicious, Xu Youyuan doubted herself so much that she even forgot the basic methods to make a game.
Xu Youyuan made it clear that she didn’t plan to go to the Dark Room again. While working hard to save resources to build vehicles, she would strive to find clues in the Filmos Grand Canyon as soon as possible, and actively do research before the start of the project, doing her best to satisfy Sis Lu, help her to make money, and also turn over a new leaf for herself.
Cang Lu didn’t reply to her messages for the time being, she was probably busy.
Xu Youyuan still had a painting for a commercial client to draw on hand. The price given by the other party was actually average. Five thousand for two sets, which was a complete novice price, but there was no other way. She couldn’t paint under her real name, and her current fake identity is only worth that price.
The mine in the game was still digging, Xu Youyuan sat in front of the work computer and turned on the painting software to draw earnestly.
The time spent painting passed faster than playing games. When Xu Youyuan completed the two line drawings, it was already past seven o’clock in the evening.
She stood up and moved her sore back and legs, feeling a little weak, but she didn’t care too much. After all, every time she concentrated on work for a long time, she would feel more or less uncomfortable.
A Shuang came to her and leaned on her, wagging its tail.
“Are you hungry?” Xu Youyuan touched its big head, tugged at its gray beard, and went to the kitchen to get dog food.
She used a small spoon, she scooped a spoonful full of dog food and poured it into a special food bowl for A Shuang.
Seeing A Shuang’s golden food bowl, Xu Youyuan was a little emotional. Back then, she really spent money indiscriminately. Since she had quite a lot of money at that time, she really made a pure gold bowl because “Since you reincarnated to my Xu family, you’ll have enough food for the rest of her life.”
A Shuang was happy to eat, and it could never imagine that Xu Youyuan was thinking of how much money she could get back from the dog bowl if she was at the end of her rope.
Really miserable.
After thinking about it, Xu Youyuan sighed in her heart, feeling that she had actually fallen into this field.
And the sadistic ones were still further behind.
When she stood up, her eyes were dark, and she fell back uncontrollably in a whirl.
Xu Youyuan yelled “It’s over” in her heart, and immediately lost consciousness.
……
When she woke up, she felt her face was wet, and the sound of A Shuang yelling frantically and banging on the door outside the house made her temples swell and hurt.
“Anyone there! Are you there! The dog is barking so loudly, doesn’t anyone care? If you don’t open the door, I will call the police!”
There was a woman yelling outside the door, very angrily.
And A Shuang was licking Xu Youyuan’s face frantically. After waking her up, it was extremely excited, and wagging its tail frantically, swept the simple table built behind it directly to the ground. The 3D printer and a pile of data files on it smashed to the ground. The loud noise made Xu Youyuan frightened.
“Wait a minute…” Xu Youyuan wanted to speak, asking the people outside the house to wait for a while, but her voice was so quiet that only she could hear it.
The people outside the house were quiet for a while, and then began to bang on the door again. Xu Youyuan grabbed the edge of the sofa in a cold sweat and tried to stand up. Not only did A Shuang not help, it also excitedly came up to interact with her.
A Shuang was a Chinese garden dog with border collie, golden retriever and some other unknowable pedigree. It was not particularly large, but it could completely block all routes of an adult who wants to stand up when it is excited, not to mention a person who has just fainted and was very weak.
Xu Youyuan stood up a few times and was beaten back by A Shuang a few times. The person at the door persistently continued to knock. Xu Youyuan just wanted to die.
“Are you okay?” The person outside the door heard something wrong and changed her words, “Is anyone there? Are you in danger?”
Xu Youyuan’s vision went black for a while, but her ears were still useful, and she nodded reflexively when she heard this.
The people outside the door couldn’t see, so they just continued to knock on the door.
“A Shuang…” Xu Youyuan pushed away A Shuang’s head that was about to move to come up and lick her. She grabbed the small ball that fell from nowhere, and threw it out with all her strength.
The retriever genes made A Shuang unable to resist fetching objects, and immediately turned around to pick it up. Only then did Xu Youyuan seize the opportunity and sood up, staggering. .
These legs weren’t legs, just two noodles.
Xu Youyuan stumbled to the door intending to ask for help. She didn’t know if it was because she stood up so the blood started flowing again, but when she walked to the door, her dizziness improved a lot and her vision wasn’t dark anymore.
“Is something wrong?! Say something……”
The impatient female voice at the door stopped abruptly, and a gap opened in the door.
A pair of tired eyes appeared in the jet-black room, looked at the person outside, and whispered.：
“Sorry… I fell down just now, and my dog barked in a panic. I didn’t stop it in time…”
The woman outside the door was wearing a ponytail and glasses, carrying a shoulder bag and a giant plastic bag with the logo of a nearby supermarket in one hand. The plastic bag was propped up and extremely heavy, it looked like it would break at any time. She was wearing professional clothes and high heels. She looked like twenty-five or six years old, as if she had just passed by the door after getting off work.
This person was not old, but there was already a vertical line between her brows, and Xu Youyuan knew at first glance that she was always worried about things.
“Just fell down?”
Xu Youyuan looked at the young woman who was in a hurry, she was a little angry and impatient, more worried, and the tone of concern sounded like she was arguing with irresponsible colleagues over work responsibilities.
“Well, I will be careful next time.” Xu Youyuan was not so dizzy, but she was still weak, she had some acid reflux, and she was very uncomfortable.
“If you are sick, you should go to the hospital.” The other person was very tough, tough with sense.
Of course Xu Youyuan wanted to, but now she had no money.
After thanking the other person and quickly closing the door, Xu Youyuan sat firmly on the sofa, and A Shuang leaned against her feet.
Xu Youyuan glanced at it, and A Shuang had a small head in its mouth. She was taken aback and pulled out the object, only to find that it was the head of a hand-made vampire.
When she didn’t know that the vampire was Shi Yue, she stayed up late before the date to draw and create, and she hand-made a Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers chibi version. It took three times to print a perfect version that fit what Xu Youyuan wanted, and there were no flaws in it.
The perfect hand-made vampire was left in the restaurant, and the remaining two blemishes were still at home. Xu Youyuan had already forgotten.
She glanced at the place where A Shuang had gone crazy just now, and it was a mess. The priceless 3D printer was one of Xu Youyuan’s last belongings. It has been broken in half, obviously hopeless. The hand-made work was even more fragmented, with arms and legs scattered all over the place, on various manuscripts and documents, just scattered piecemeal.
Just now, she had grabbed the vampire’s head with a steady hand and fed it to the dog. Xu Youyuan stroked A Shuang’s head and couldn’t help laughing out loud.
Yi Rushuang was carrying her groceries for the next week and the bag containing her computer, it was so heavy that her fingers were about to break. Just a few steps away from the neighbor’s door, she heard weird laughter inside .…..
She thought for a while and felt her heart was cold, so she hurriedly accelerated her steps and left.
Xu Youyuan heated some water to drink, and went to take a bath again, feeling more comfortable.
Looking at the line drawing on the 27-inch ink screen, her acid reflux died down. Xu Youyuan planned to go into the game to see how the mined resources were doing. The deadline for the painting was still one week away. She didn’t need to worry.
She hoped the kid didn’t make any more trouble.
Entering Reshaping the Universe, she landed on her planet, checked her personal interstellar chronology, and found nothing unusual.
In addition to common mines such as copper ore and iron ore, some rare quartz and petroleum had also been excavated.
No wonder, the kid was at work, so she didn’t have time to make trouble.
Xu Youyuan squatted and dug at the ground.
Buzzzzz… chug chug……
There was no Titan, no Xingtian, only the sound of mechanical labor.
The universe had returned to the familiar silence.
After staying for a while, Xu Youyuan felt bored and hung up, and then went to paint.
Translator: zhufree
Editor: Emmy
CNYuriTranslation 