Shut Up You
When they arrived at BoAoXuan, the parking lot was full.
Driverless smart vehicles could be set to automatically find a place to park, and after parking, the location would be sent to the owner’s mobile phone.
Xu Youyuan’s stupid vehicle didn’t have this function, so she could only park by herself.
She let Shi Ye get out of the car to go meet A’Gan and the others first, and she would go after she parked the car.
“Then what do you think now?” Shi Ye asked her before getting out of the car.
“Think what?”
“You and Xiaoyue.” Shi Ye said.
“…don’t bother to be a matchmaker, okay? Why do you have this hobby.” Xu Youyuan said, “Your sister is my sister. Would you fall in love with your sister?”
“But before you knew her true identity, didn’t you have a good impression of her? It shows that deep down in your heart, you are in tune. Don’t you want to get back the feeling of being in love?”
“Yes I want to, but I can’t find a kid, right? You are the same age as me. You know what we think at this age. Every second counts. There is no time to waste. Yes, I want to find someone to fall in love with, but not just find one casually. The older you get, the more precious time is. Besides falling in love and giving me more inspiration for love games, I hope we can have a long-term relationship and she is suitable for living with. It’s okay if I can’t find her now, I can wait.”
The car drove away, and Shi Ye felt a little sad. When they arrived at the booth in BoAoXuan, Jiang Yun and the others couldn’t wait to eat.
“Where’s Xiaoyue?” Shi Ye found out that her young sister was not there.
“What? Isn’t she always with you?” Jiang Yun said, “She went to find you at the coffee shop before. Then, I asked her to come with us. She happened to take a call outside and said that she would come with Sis Niao’s car in a while. You didn’t meet?”
“What? Did she look for us at the cafe?”
“Yeah, she saw you went to the bathroom for so long and didn’t come out, so she went to find you.” Jiang Yun smiled stealthily.
Shi Ye was dumbfounded, sat down slowly, and said to herself: “Holy shit, didn’t she hear it all?”
“Hear what?”
Shi Ye didn’t answer, and she drank a glass of water to calm down.
“It’s okay.” A’Gan comforted her, “I told her the address of BoAoXuan, she won’t get lost.”
On weekends, traffic in urban entertainment centers can easily make manual drivers crazy.
The underground parking lot on the deepest 15th floor had already been stuffed full a long time ago, and the entrances were all closed. Xu Youyuan had to look for space along the street by herself, and drove almost two kilometers to find a place on the ground 6th floor of a hotel.
When Shi Ye called her when she got out of the car, she took her bag and snapped: “I’m leaving right now, don’t wait for me, you eat first.” She hung up without giving the other party a chance to speak.
Coming out of the parking lot, she looked at the watch map, 2.3 kilometers away from BoAoXuan. This distance was very embarrassing. If you make a taxi order in this area at this point, no one would take the order. But if you walk over, you would be tired as hell and it would take a long time.
Xu Youyuan walked along the street, wanting to see if she would be lucky enough to pick up an unmanned taxi.
After walking for more than three hundred meters, don’t even mention renting a car. All the cars on the street were locked in place and never moved. The owners in the cars looked at Xu Youyuan with envious eyes.
But Xu Youyuan was in pain.
The somatosensory chip in the “Dark Room” completely simulated all the senses. Even if it secretly cheated to increase the intensity of the somatosensory, there is nothing to fuss over. But can you leave all the feelings in the app? It had been two days, what did it mean that she still had a sore waist and soft legs? She absolutely won’t admit that’s because she was old and hadn’t exercised for a long time! It must be that the somatosensory chip testing wasn’t done well, so it was beyond the range that the user can tolerate.
Thinking of this, Xu Youyuan suddenly stopped.
Test? Beyond tolerance……
She stopped strangely on the sidewalk, as if she had thought of something, and looked straight at the sea of cars with her eyes.
A public, yellow electric scooter swayed to her side abruptly and stopped. She looked back and looked at Shi Yue.
“Come up?” Shi Yue’s head tilted towards the back seat of the vehicle.
Xu Youyuan ignored her, lifted her bag up to her shoulder, and accelerated her steps.
“There are still two kilometers left.” Shi Yue slowly followed Xu Youyuan, scooter chugging, chugging.
Xu Youyuan got off the sidewalk and wanted to cross the road.
The electric vehicle turned around her in a figure 8, chugging, chugging, chugging……
Xu Youyuan’s veins raised up, and she grabbed the back of Shi Yue’s collar.
Shi Yue quickly stopped the scooter, propped one leg on the ground to control her balance, and looked back at her.
“I’ll drive.”
Shi Yue got off of the scooter and gave it to Xu Youyuan.
Xu Youyuan got on and left. When Shi Yue reacted, Xu Youyuan had already rushed more than ten meters.
Shi Yue didn’t chase, she stood still calmly and took out her mobile phone.
Xu Youyuan was riding happily when the scooter stopped abruptly, almost throwing her off.
The scooter stopped in place as if it had died. Xu Youyuan glanced at the electronic screen and it was completely black.
She turned her head angrily, Shi Yue walked over and raised her mobile phone：
“I rented it, it can be locked at any time, and it specializes in dealing with car thieves.”
Xu Youyuan stared at her. She didn’t care at all, and grinned with two neat rows of white teeth.
In the traffic, they didn’t know who pressed the horn first, but the irritable mood set off a chorus.
Everyone was trying to get to their destination faster, but when they are trapped in place, waiting and waiting and still making no progress, venting is the only thing they can do without paying any price.
Xu Youyuan drove the scooter carefully along the side of the traffic, she always felt that an exasperated artificially driven vehicle would suddenly burst out behind her.
Shi Yue sat leisurely in the back seat, rarely very quiet, but when the kid didn’t speak, it was also disturbing. She always felt that there was some conspiracy.
“Wow.”
Sure enough, the scooter hadn’t chugged out a hundred meters, Shi Yue yelled out of thin air. Xu Youyuan was taken aback and looked in the rear view mirror.
There was no vehicle in the rearview mirror threatening them from behind, but Xu Youyuan’s waist tightened and she was hugged by Shi Yue.
“What are you doing!”
Shi Yue said unhurriedly: “The road here is uneven, I’m afraid of being shaken off.”
Xu Youyuan freed up a hand and pushed left and right very firmly, stripping Shi Yue’s dishonest arm from her waist.
Yes, they have already slept together, but this didn’t affect Xu Youyuan’s rejection of the current intimacy. These were two concepts.
Perhaps it could be said that what really has a relationship was Nothing and Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers. It was a matter between these two spiritual bodies in the virtual world. She can’t default to intimate behavior in the real world just because they have a relationship in the virtual world.
Moreover, what day and age was it? Dating didn’t mean a relationship. Xu Youyuan can say that she was sexually harassed.……
Xu Youyuan was attacking Shi Yue wholeheartedly. When she noticed that there was a mound in front of her because of road construction, it was too late to turn around.
With a ”bang”, she hit the mound heavily without hesitation, and the entire electric scooter was thrown into the air, much more powerful than a speed bump.
Under the exclamation, Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue’s behinds almost left the cushion and rose into the air.
Xu Youyuan couldn’t help shouting “Damn it”, but didn’t dare to shout too loudly at the end, for fear of biting her tongue.
The two of them turned upside down and fell back simultaneously, squatting hard, and their buttocks hurt tremendously.
The cold sweat flowed down……
“I said that the road is uneven, it hurts so much.” Shi Yue, who was quite good at maintaining her balance and was not thrown out of the car, muttered in a low voice, aggrieved.
Xu Youyuan was not shameless enough to cry out in pain, so she could only bear it and quietly wipe away tears.
Slowing down their travel, Xu Youyuan looked ahead and drove carefully.
Shi Yue sat in the back seat without saying a word, her unlikable arms honestly grasped the rear bumper of the car behind her, leaned back, and her entire center of gravity fell behind. Xu Youyuan saw her posture at this time from the rearview mirror, isn’t it quite comfortable?
For a long time afterwards, neither of them said a word. Xu Youyuan pretended that nothing happened, relying on her shamelessness.
But every ten meters she drove, Xu Youyuan would be silently surprised in her heart.
It was now certain that the date in the restaurant was Shi Yue’s trap, cheating and teasing her in person to achieve an unknown goal.
Sometimes there was no need to analyze the purpose of these little kids at all. They wouldn’t come up with any valuable results. They only need to have the word “fun” to do a series of incredible things. Xu Youyuan was not born a thirty-four year old, she was also that age once, and she understood everything.
Such a restless little bastard was able to stay in place obediently after she was thrown off? Holding on to the rear safety bar?
Just for silent ridicule?
Xu Youyuan didn’t have any other emotions, only analyzed rationally, and felt that it was unlikely.
She smelled conspiracy.
Xu Youyan believed that things could not be so simple, so she began to think about it.
She had been active in thinking since she was a child, and she was persistent. She knew that she had to come up with some logic that was convincing.
Luckily she was smart.
Soon there was a flash of inspiration, and she understood, but this conclusion was too terrible. She flushed as soon as the sweat started rolling down her back.
Right now Xu Youyuan was sitting in front of the car and driving, and the kid was leaning back, the posture of them was exactly the same as they were sticking together in the car of the doomsday storm in “Dark Room”, frantically indescribable while running away!
What… the fuck……
Xu Youyuan, who took the initiative to ask to drive and forced Shi Yue to be in her current posture, was in a cold sweat.
Like sitting on a needle, really regretting it.
No wonder the kid was completely obedient!
This time, Xu Youyan did herself harm, and she really couldn’t blame others.
The silence was so disturbing.
Every second passed with weirdness and embarrassment that knew each other well.
“Xu Youyuan.” Shi Yue spoke suddenly.
“Shut up!” Xu Youyuan, face all red, shouted.
“Oh. But……”
“Don’t say it!”
Shi Yue was extremely well-behaved and didn’t say anything.
Until another 500 meters passed, Xu Youyuan, who had slowed down a little bit, felt that something was wrong the more she looked at the surrounding scenery.
Where was this!
Xu Youyuan braked and stopped on the side of the road.. She propped one leg on the ground to control her balance, and pulled up the map to check her position.
Damn, they went the wrong way.
She should have turned left at that intersection just now. Now they must drive another 1.2 kilometers to cross the road again… There and back, two kilometers more than the normal route.
Shi Yue: “I just wanted to say that you went the wrong way.”
Shi Yue held onto the scooter, without the slightest idea of doing something to maintain her balance, letting Xu Youyuan right the scooter with some difficulty, and finally controlling the balance of the two of them and continuing to drive forward.
So much for that. The cool words were spoken smoothly, but Xu Youyuan, who had recited five hundred times “Losing temper over trivial matters, looking back and asking why?”, couldn’t just let this matter pass.
Xu Youyuan: “Why didn’t you say earlier!”
“I said, didn’t you tell me to shut up?” Shi Yue blinked her big aggrieved eyes, pitiful like a little dog who first arrived at the door and diligently picked up the shoes for their owner, but was inexplicably disgusted.
“But what did you think of?” Shi Yue leaned forward, “Won’t let me say?”
Xu Youyuan’s right eye twitched suddenly, and she propped her head up with one arm.
This kid knew everything from start to finish.
Shi Yue leaned back contentedly, admiring Xu Youyuan’s slightly angry face.
Shi Yue’s loose hair was blown by the wind from time to time, she was carrying a bag on one shoulder, her legs were slender, and her smile was brighter than the lights of the city. She was like an ordinary college student sitting in the back seat of a couple, flirting and enjoying the sweetness of dating.
Even in the face of Xu Youyuan, who had become extremely gloomy, she had no sense of crisis at all, and she could still make a dawning expression.：
“Oh – I see.”
“Shut up, you.”
“Okay, I’ll shut up, sis, you drive safely.”
Translator: zhufree
Editor: Emmy
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