MALP-Chapter10

Translator: zhufree

Editor: Emmy

The first impressive movie in Xu Youyuan’s entire life was a spy movie.
The protagonist in it flew a helicopter all over the sky to fight the villains and flew along an office building while hanging from a rope. Gravity was almost non-existent for him, and he could save people while flying past the walls and fighting monsters. Holding the screaming white-collar workers in the office building and throwing them out, his companions flew the planes outside to pick them up one by one.
Whenever a person was flown out, the screams lifted Xu Youyuan’s heart.
Of course she knew that everyone would be fine, but scenes that were too realistic and fascinating made people nervous.
Xu Youyuan had always felt that everyone was like her and liked the thrill, not to mention that “thrill-seeking” is indicated in her dating preferences, but as a result, she scared people away before she even started. Regardless of her diminishing points and dating credibility, they went offline on the spot and ran away without looking back.……
Fortunately, they ran away, otherwise there would be even more terrifying difficulties later. She couldn’t tell the other party to complain and report after the whole process played out.

At first, Xu Youyuan still felt that those people just pretended to be brave. With so many people all over the world, there definitely had to be someone who was truly bold and like-minded. She had only experienced the beginning of the Fast and Furious 12 scene. It was very realistic and tense. She was looking forward to the later episodes and desperately wanted to experience it.
So she started dating the next person.
This time it was a hot girl, wearing a black tights and 12 cm tall heels. She had a lot of piercings, from her ears to her lips. When she had just opened the car door, she licked Xu Youyuan’s ear.
Xu Youyuan distanced herself from her a little uncomfortably, and the other girl smiled and said, “Shy?”
An electronic translation could be heard, and the user herself should have been a foreigner.
Xu Youyuan’s blood began to boil again. It was best for it to be a girl from Russia, a fighting nation, so that she could be unrestrained.
Before starting, Xu Youyuan reminded her very carefully that they would be racing in a grand escape, fighting for the road in a minute, asked if she could handle it, and said that there was no need to force herself.
In order to prove her strength, the girl directly asked Xu Youyuan to get up and said she would drive.
Xu Youyuan didn’t mind, so she retreated to being co-pilot, intending to admire the girl’s drifting.
Very quickly the first scene of glacier chasing and bombing began.
When the hot girl floored the gas, the car started hurtling across the vast glacier at high speed. Even if the driver was a little nervous, Xu Youyuan felt relaxed and happy, and even lifted the top cover of the car, skillfully grabbed a long gun from the floor, and blasted it at the helicopter in the sky.
The helicopter’s loud explosion almost made the hot girl go deaf, the sparks and debris slicing the back of her neck, which hurt fiercely.
The hot girl was curious: “How do you know that there are weapons in the car?!”
Xu Youyuan sat back in the passenger seat, her hair blown like waves, and said excitedly: “I know this movie!”
“What kind of movie is this?”
So this girl was here without knowing anything about the dating scene.
“Fast and Furious 12!”
“12?!” The hot girl shouted over the wind, “I’ve only seen 20! Isn’t 12 from the last century?”
Xu Youyuan: “?”
Did she have any basic courtesy? Although 12 is relatively early, it was a movie she watched when she was a teen, but it’s not the same as the last century, right? Moreover, it’s not that she hasn’t seen the last few movies in this series, but she prefers the Antarctic chase plot in 12.
Although she didn’t know the real age of the hot girl, the back and forth clearly revealed something—she was on a date with a kid.
Before she had time to investigate, the kid panicked in a series of bombings, drove further and further off the road, and was about to crash into an iceberg. She actually stepped on the accelerator, and the speeding sports car screamed under her terrifying operation. With squealing tires, the car soon overturned and crashed upside down.
Xu Youyuan, who was hanging upside down in the air, was really loveless at that time. At that moment, the hot girl with tears flowing down her face completely gave up, tightly clasped Xu Youyuan’s neck, and yelled “Mom, help me.”
Afterwards, Xu Youyuan was very curious to ask the hot girl’s age, and the hot girl told her quite indifferently that she was 14 years old this year.
“14?!” Xu Youyuan thought she had heard it wrong, “You can’t register for a Dark Room account at the age of 14!”
“What’s the matter, auntie, you are so outdated.” The translation system translated very locally, “There are also 11 year olds and 12 year olds who have not grown up that run all over the place. What’s the matter about 14 year olds? You were all mothers when you were 14 years old in ancient China. You’re too fussy to be going on dates.”
Facing the new generation, Xu Youyuan was really embarrassed for a while and didn’t know what to say.

Not one to make the same mistake again, Xu Youyuan would definitely not give up easily.
But the facts hit her the hardest.
On the next date, a more tragic situation occurred. The girl who was dating her vomited directly in the car. Xu Youyuan was driving and couldn’t open the roof, but the bombardment continued. The car shook up and down and left and right from time to time. The terrible liquid was thrown across the car, making an even coat across the glass windows.……
After the date, she received a 459-character bad review from the other party.
The Dark Room app reminded her that she should change the way she added friends, and she could contact emotional customer service if necessary.
Xu Youyuan looked at the words “contact customer service” weakly, and took off the access device.
Back in reality, she collapsed on the sofa, her eyes adjusting.
Has love forgotten about her existence? Even though there are nearly 8 billion people in the world, not counting the 200 million on the moon and the 100 million on Mars, no one can match her brain waves.
No, that’s not it. There must be another way.

Xu Youyuan knew that she hadn’t gone the wrong way, but her current “speed” was a bit too fast.
Why not slow down the car first to see who gets in, and then speed up little by little? So that she could give others a chance to adapt?
Xu Youyuan drank a glass of wine, refreshed herself, and entered the Dark Room again.
For this date scene, she did not choose an action movie that was too exciting, but a romance film, a 1995 artsy and romantic film, “Love Before Dawn”.
Originally, she wanted to choose a movie directly from “love” category scenes to date, but after a long time in the scene library, there wasn’t one she was familiar with. The Dark Room deserves to be a famous dating app, many movies are full of sexy vibes when you look at the cover. Xu Youyuan, an old auntie, didn’t want to date in bed.
Fortunately, the Dark Room was considerate enough to import movies and automatically generate dating scenes. Xu Youyuan imported “Love Before Dawn”.
The system’s progress bar slowly moved forward, and the scene was being generated.
There is also a reason why Xu Youyuan chose this old movie. This time, she would remind the other party what the movie date is about before the date. The 1995 film was able to filter the teenagers who entered the Dark Room.
Being hugged and called “mom” as soon as she was in danger — she didn’t want to experience this kind of thing again.

After sending out the date plan, three people responded to her.
The first person responded almost within three seconds after she posted the plan, and the name was “Plasma cream cake with flowers.” The virtual image looked a bit familiar, with a quality that made her reluctant to touch it. And the response was too fast, as if waiting for an opportunity. It was too frivolous, Xu Youyuan pushed her aside and didn’t think about it.
Among the remaining two people, Xu Youyuan chose the one who hadn’t made a virtual image and just used a sunset picture as her avatar. She was nicknamed “Sunset Boulevard”, and looked like a person with a very old-fashioned temperament.
Since she wanted to be artistic, she didn’t just like adventure. Meeting unexpectedly on a train, falling in love at first sight, and then walking, sitting and laying down and talking about life for a whole day. She also liked this movie that the artsy youth liked very much.
This date would definitely succeed.

After confirming that the time was 7:30 pm the next day, a prompt popped up in the system：
“Dear date promoter Nothing, would you like to make some interesting events happen during the date? This may enhance your relationship with the person you are dating, help you get to know each other better, and at the same time, you can also obtain surprise rewards. “
Interesting event? It sounded like a very good suggestion, so Xu Youyuan clicked “yes”.

[System reminder: You are about to enter the love theme dating scene
Sponsor: Nothing
Import movie: Love Before Sunrise
Difficulty: 1.6]

This was a love story of an American young man and a French girl who met on the train and then fell in love. The two met and got off the train at first sight, visited Vienna together, and spent a whole day getting to know each other. They changed each other’s outlook on life, views on the world, and agreed to meet again in half a year.
There are three movies in this series, and this is the first one full of youthful hormones and romance.
Few people are resistant to the four words “love at first sight”, especially when they meet unexpectedly while traveling alone. When Xu Youyuan was young, she had longed for such an adventure, but it had never happened in reality.

At 7:30, the sunset covered the entire city, and Xu Youyuan entered the world of the Dark Room and made the date on time.
She had a hunch that she would start a wonderful trip to Vienna with “Sunset Boulevard”.

“My sister is Sunset Boulevard?” Shi Ye couldn’t help interjecting.
Xu Youyuan: “Guess.”

Entering the dating scene, Xu Youyuan opened her eyes on the train.
She quickly found the date, because the other party was sitting where the male protagonist should sit. She was a very quiet girl, with big, red, wavy hair pouring from the classical white brimmed hat and resting on her shoulders. Her flaming lips were raising quietly, and she also recognized Xu Youyuan.

Everything was very soothing and wonderful, and some sweet feelings climbed into Xu Youyuan’s heart.
The scenery outside the train was beautiful, and amid the noise of a couple in the carriage, this love movie was about to unfold slowly.
She was very fortunate that she finally chose the right movie this time.

Sunset Boulevard was a very classy and thoughtful lady. It could be seen from her dress that she had extraordinary taste.
Xu Youyuan was still sitting on the spot, waiting for the plot to unfold, but Sunset Boulevard stood up and walked towards her.
When she raised her head, a pair of blue eyes flickered in the sun, and her thick and slender eyelashes followed her slightly squinting movements, and Xu Youyuan even heard the sound of her heart beating.

Just when they were only one step away, there was a sudden “bang”, and the body of the train shook violently, causing Sunset Boulevard to stagger and almost fall to the side.
Xu Youyuan and her were very puzzled. When they looked out of the car window, they saw a Tyrannosaurus staring at them, roaring.

“Huh?” Shi Ye raised her eyebrows high, thinking she had heard wrong, “What the hell? Tyrannosaurus? Is it the kind I think? “
“Yes,” Xu Youyuan was also very helpless, “it’s just the kind you think. It turns out the interesting events mentioned by this cheating dating system are randomly generated based on my own hobbies. It scanned my brain and randomly generated this big surprise after extracting hobbies. Admittedly, I like the Jurassic series very much. I went to see the giant screen version as soon as every movie was released. Later, when the holographic version came out, I invited you to see it, remember? “
Shi Ye opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
Making a T-rex appear in a literary romance film, Xu Youyuan should be the first person in the world.
When Shi Ye heard it all the way, she didn’t have any other thoughts, just wanted to give her old friend the words “doomed to a lonely life”.

Sunset Boulevard was taken out by the Tyrannosaurus rex that broke in through the window. It is estimated that the literary girl had already been swallowed by the dinosaur before she could understand why the T-rex was on a date.
Later, Xu Youyuan received another bad review, and Sunset Boulevard complained that Nothing was deliberately tricky, so it was hard to avoid. She played a game that almost made her piss herself, caused serious mental damage, and she even considered suing Xu Youyuan for compensation.
Xu Youyuan was very embarrassed, and took the initiative to buy a bunch of expensive skins for Sunset Boulevard and send them in the app, and reluctantly stopped pursuing her.
Even so, Xu Youyuan’s merit points could not be saved. Her merit score fell from 5.0 out of 10 to 4.2, which was lower than the average score of 4.6, and she changed from red to an unpleasant green.
When she submitted her date application again, few people responded to her, and most were spam messages.
There is no way. Xu Youyuan’s merit is too low now. Individual dates cannot be carried out smoothly. She can only participate in group blind dates, have a good date, and get the merit points back.

Shi Ye said, “Well, now I just want to know when Shi Yue will come out. “
Xu Youyuan: “You said you wanted me to tell you all the details. Okay, in fact, your baby sister has already appeared. Can you guess who she is? “